Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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