Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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