he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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