Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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