There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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