the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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