just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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