It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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