Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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