i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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