remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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