I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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