You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
