I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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