just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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