Well douche your snatch and let's go!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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