Yo dont text me then not text me
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
