it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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