K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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