I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Panties = found
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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