The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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