I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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