I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags