My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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