Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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