No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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