Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
handjob tips. give me some.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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