hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
This house was built for laser tag.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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