Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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