he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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