What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.