Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He shit in the fireplace
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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