I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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