I am full of burrito and curiosity
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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