capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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