why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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