is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator