Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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