tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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