my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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