i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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