What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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