sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know her cup size but not her name....
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