Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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