Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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