We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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