K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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