How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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