Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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