Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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