She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
we're so committed to being not committed
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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