butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Randomize
