he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think people are normalizing furries
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
