we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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