Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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