i jhust puked up my retainher.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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